I could use a good laugh??

Question: can anybody tell me a funny story that has happened to them before? i really could use a good laugh. thanx

Answers: i have two children one time we were in a store and we were all joking around my husband had to go to the restroom and left well all of a sudden i had to poop i said to my kids dont make me laph ill poop my daughter thout i was joking and made me laugh my son said oh no im out of hear and you guessed i pooped my pants my daughter and i heded to the bathroom so i could clean up mean my husband headed bach where he left us and found two old ladys standing over a turd i did not know i had left one lady said what is that the other said i think its poop and just stood there my son found my husband and said lets go quick and wispered it was mom well i did not know any of this and headedfor the car they told us when we got out there this is realy true and i was very embarrised at the time

Nah but I can tell ya a joke.

A fish swam into a wall and said Dam!

I JUST ANSWERED A QUESTION FROM A GUY THAT WANTED TO INJECT SALINE INTO HIS PENIS. NOW THAT IS FUNNY!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Control Freak, now you say control freak who?

What do Neil Armstong and Michael Jackson have in common?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson molests little children

Ive got a good joke too. Why doesnt Hitler drink? Cause when he has a drink he can get a bit nasty.

look in the mirror

Control freak who?

Take a look in the mirror, that always does it for me. You have 2 choices, laugh or cry

Um...one time I was on the phone with my friend and she said, Oh my gosh, that is a weird school bus! And we both laughed.
Another time was when my friend went to the school dance after i told her that she wouldnt like it...and you know what? The next day she told me I was right.

If those aren't funny, I'm sorry. Could you choose me for best answer though, since I tried hard? :D

Once I knocked on someone's door, and at the first knock the door and window came crashing down and broke to smithereens, with the householder just coming to the door. I've never been so embarassed in my life, and looking back I think that was pretty funny!!!!!

I walked out onto the back porch yesterday as my husband was shoveling out and discarding the contents of the dog's pen. My 5 year old daughter got very huffy with him and told him he should stop that because he was being wasteful by throwing it away.

i was at the mall and n a quiet area shopping 4 maternity clothes with my relative and i fell , knocked over a shelf , and blamed it on a ol lady

Today my mate Chris was moving his fridge and it was really hard work - it turns out a metal soldier had found it's way into his flat and had decided to jam itself under the fridge causing us a lot of work - why did it do that? How? It's a metal toy for goodness sake!

I can't give you a I fell down the stairs , banana peel
type of story ! But I will give you the benefit of my misfortune ! I got stopped on a public sidewalk for public intoxication. I am disabled and walk kind of like a drunk. Anyway ... the officer insisted I take the sobriety test,,, and I passed ! However .. while he had me pulled over ... a state trooper stopped to see if he could assist ... and he did ! He noted that the police officer that stopped me for DWW ... drinking while walking .... was himself under the influence of alcohol ! I don't know what happened to him ... I was shooooo-ed down the walk ... I wasn't drunk .. but the cop was at least been drinking ! .. Does that make you happy ?

i have a joke ........what can a bird do a man cant do????

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